Dog-aholic Test  Hit Counter

  1. Can you say 'Bitch' in public without blushing?

  2. Do you drive a 4x4, pickup or van when everyone else drives a real car?

  3. Do you spend your holidays going to hunt tests, training days or seminars when everyone else goes on a cruise?

  4. Do you discuss things about your dogs at the dinner table that would make most doctors leave in disgust?

  5. Do you consider formal wear to be clean jeans and a freshly laundered Camo or khaki shirt?

  6. Is your interior decorator Pet City or 'early DU'?

  7. Was your furniture, carpeting or vehicle chosen with your dogs in mind?

  8. Are your  end tables really dog crates with tablecloths thrown over them?

  9. Do you know the meaning of HRCH, HR, UH, FC, AFC, MH, WCX, UDX?

  10. Is your mail made up primarily of dog product catalogs and dog magazines?

  11. Do you get up before dawn to go to Hunt Tests? Seminars? Training Sessions? [But have trouble getting up for 'work'?]

  12. Do you remember the name of a person's dog sooner than you remember their names?

  13. Do you find non-dog people boring?

  14. Is your conversational sentence structure limited to single words - 'here', 'sit', 'stay', 'back', 'over'.....?

 

If you answered YES to one of the above, there is still hope.

If you answered YES to two, you are in serious trouble.

If you answered YES to three or more, you are a dog-aholic and our kind of people!!